And now... it's Jesus of the Week!

ummm.
This was a link I found on VICE, and I just HAD to post it.  Wow!!

This is definitely one of those sites you need to check out regularly.. just because, well... it's the perfect example of good old American, Christian values!  Wheeeee!!




We’re having a party in 32 days and you’re invited! There will be pin-the-tail-on-the-manger-mule, non-sinful chocolate cake, angelically good goody bags, and Jell-O shots!

Jesus may be "over the hill" at His age, but that doesn’t stop Him from celebrating His birthday in grand style every year. Jesus knows: you're never too old for Jell-O shots.

Be a sport and grab some of these paper plates so you can eat yer chips and dips and cake as you celebrate another year of Our Lord.

Happy almost-birthday, Jesus! Or as they say in Ohio: "Merry Christmas."

p.s: These paper party goods were found online at http://www.shop.com/op/~HAPPY_BIRTHDAY_JESUS_TABLEWARE_per_Unit-prod-4260140.




 

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