I love these Real Estate Listings.

Soo.. as you all prob know already, Posh Spince is moving to LA with her hot hubbie David Beckham..who is about to be paid around $250 MILLION dollars to play soccer for a team I've never even heard of in California.. and I'm SO sure they're donating tons to charities and the like (right!).  Regardless, those two are not the point of my story- the real estate they're cheking out- now that's interesting!!

From the Daily Mirror:


LUXURY.. AT A PRICE

£22M Nimes Road, Holmby Hills

36 bedrooms, 41 bathrooms. Once owned by Barbie Doll creator Jack Ryan, who also designed military missiles, this Bel air trophy estate is full of luxury features such as inlaid onyx marbles.

£17M Lania Lane, Beverly Hills

10 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms. A 25-acre estate with a quarter-mile driveway. Private vineyard. Separate guest house. Has to be sold quickly by its Saudi prince owner due to impending divorce.

£15.3M N. Faring Road, Holmby Hills

7 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms. 1997 mansion has entry hall with domed skylight, six marble fireplaces, wine-tasting room and fountains. Built on site of home owned by Showboat movie star Irene Dunn.

£15.3M St Pierre Road, Bel Air

9 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms. In their spare time the Beckhams could enjoy many opulent facilities including indoor and outdoor swimming pools, spa, bowling alley, squash court, cinema and disco.

£15M Beverly Park Terrace, Beverly Hills

10 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms. Six acres with hand cut mosaic pool, children's wing and two maids' rooms. Currently owned by royalty. Neighbours are Sylvester Stallone and Denzel Washington.



Ummm.. the guy who designed Barbies also designed MISSLES?

There's a house with 9 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms, and a DISCO?  Geez, I wonder what kind of parties are hosted at THAT house!!  Hope they do a thorough cleaning so the kids don't stumble upon any leftover disco treats!


Anyhow, I think their arrival is going to be hilarious, and I'm actually kind of loking forward to it!  I mean, you know I love the absurdity of this all..and they truly, and totally, represent the absurd!

 

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