I go to yoga.. and learn a few things!

So today I went to my first yoga class in over a YEAR!!!  Ican't believe it's been so long.. but you know, sometimes it's nice to take a break.  I used to be totally gung ho about it but then, well, I wasn't.  Today, though, renewed my interest, and I'll be going at least once a week again!
A few things I thought about today in yoga class:

I have a 55-minute yoga attention span.  Any time past then, and i'm like, ciao!!

Going through my head?  Oh, just a few things!

  • How many people have touched this yoga mat.
  • Why did I forget my mat in the car?
  • Do I have short arms?  Why can't I lift myself off the ground in the lotus pose more than, like, a half-inch?
  • Does my yoga instructor have perfect breasts or the perfect boob job?
  • I can't belive I can still do the crow!!
  • I am really not looking forward to the financial plan part of the business plan.
  • I have nice toes!
  • I really need a manicure.
  • It's Monty's tonight!  Yay!!  About time!
  • Matthew McConnogay has short arms and he looks okay.
  • I do not have short arms!  It must be a long torso.
  • Oh my god I'm going to fall over.
Yep.  They say your mind is clear, but that's not really true.  Mine is usually going a million miles a minute, anyway, so at least it slows down in yoga.  Wheee!  See you at Monty's!!


 

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