Monday, February 26th, 2007

You’re Never Too Young For a Lapdance

Like father like son! I guess Diddy doesn’t give a hell that his 12-year-old son gets lapdances from chicken heads. He’s 12, but Justin looks straight-up 8! I know 12yos aren’t playing with G.I. Joes anymore, but should they really be playing with ass in public like that?

12-year-olds are too young to get crabs in the eye. Seriously, I knew a ho that got a crab stuck in her eye from a lapdancer shaking his business in her face. Barf.