Better than the Bikini- the Bum Pincher!
Heehee.
Actually, believe it or not, I think this look is more flattering than a complete coverage bikini... And, well, cute! But this article is on this blog because I think it's hilarious... the woman who wrote it is sooo bitter! Get over it, girl! Clearly written by someone who doesn't live in Miami!
Dare you wear the bum pincher?
Last updated at 23:45pm on 18th July 2007
The most iconic bikini image of all time must surely be Ursula Andress as she emerges, goddesslike, from the water in Dr No.
From the front she dazzles - a picture of curvaceous womanly perfection in her white two-piece.
However, what you don't see is the rear view in which her wet bikini bottoms will have burrowed their way between the pert cheeks of her bottom, leaving her with a very unflattering case of "bikini creep".
In fact, it is probably no coincidence that her character is called Honey Ryder.
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(okay, actaully, the rest of the article is at the bottom) now.. more pictures of cute bums.
have always thought that the whole concept of wearing a bikini is ludicrous, and this latest trend has hammered home the point.
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Wild child: A relaxed Lindsay Lohan (left), Actress: Kelly Brook cares all (top), Hands-on supermodel: Eva Herzigova (bottom), Wonderbra model Elisabetta Gregoraci (far right)
For 50 weeks of the year, if you said to women: "Would you like to wear your underwear in public in front of a group of strangers?" they would be horrified, and yet for two weeks every year that is exactly what most of us do.
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Dare you wear the bum pincher?
A disturbing new trend which has emerged in the form of a new style of bikini. It is halfway between a sensible bikini pant (which offers extensive coverage of the bottom) and a thong. Its colloquial name is a 'bum pincher'
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