OMG! THis is so funny.
We were all by the Standard today and Kent was telling us that he went to see Kathy Griffin, and it was really funny.
Well, THIS is funny, too- apparently, she's being wooed by a super-dork.  But LOOK what the dork does for fun! This is so hilarious!!

(Um, they really could have found a nicer picture of Kathy, though...)

HOT DATE: GEEK MEETS D-LIST

August 18, 2007 — OUR favorite comic, Kathy Griffin, dreams of "dating a rich man" - and she may finally get her wish. A friend of Griffin told Page Six that Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak surprised her by leaving a basket of doggie gifts backstage after her performance in Saratoga, Calif., last month. "Kathy's assistant contacted his assistant . . . they thought maybe it was a joke," dished the insider. "But it was true. He saw her perform and wanted to meet her." The unlikely pair are now trying to schedule a first date on which Wozniak will help the "Life on the D-List" star "figure out her iPhone." Our tipster added, "She wants him to send a private jet to pick her up." But be warned, Kathy! Another spy who has dated Wozniak in the past said, "He is a geek to the nth degree with an annoying sense of humor. He sets up Segway Polo matches for friends with his army of Segway scooters and is obsessed with bad practical jokes and lasers. At restaurants, he plays with patrons by shooting lasers on their foreheads or plates from across the room. Good times." We're sure Griffin can handle it.