I am literally speechless when I watch this video!!!!! 

Here I am, minding my own beeswax, settling into life in Holland.. when BAM!  I'm reading the Huffington Post and this video is posted.  Seriously, child pageants totally freak me out- but in the freak out way, like, omg I can't stop watching way.  Like, the, wow, my children will NEVER wear that much makeup EVER.  Even when they are adults!  I've been a model for (a while!) and I haven't worn that much makeup.  Well, I have, and it was a weird shoot and the makeup artist used to be a Playboy bunny... but that's another story.

Anyhow, this is totally acceptable in the pageantry circuit.  So, do we judge?  The girls are obviously having a blast- and we can't expect them all to be ballerinas, right?  I don't know about you, but I watch "So You Think You can Dance" and I love it- and those girls were working it at an early age, I'm sure!

ANYHOW.

Please watch this.  It's worth it.  Anyhow, you'll be singing that damn Beyonce song alll night long now, promise!!
(Good thing my man put a ring on it, or he would have to hear this song, too!  haha!)