Let me just say that I've decided to end the day with "Interview with a Vampire."

This should pretty much sum up my day!


Have you ever had one of those days where EVERYTHING goes wrong?  How is that even possible?  Mercury is so far in retrograde I'm going to find it next week.  Seriously.  Time change sucks.. especially when your better half is from Europe and you have to drop him off at the airport at 5:30 AM for a flight to Holland.  Oh, and you live an hour away from the airport, and you wear glasses and it's hard to see so you practically kill a million little bunny rabbits hopping in the road when you drive because you live on a mountain.  Yes this is true.

Then you try to take a nap but the person renting your apartment in Miami is blowing up your phone because the flippin' A/C is out and it's like 10 million degrees underwater in South Beach, and now you need to buy a totally new AC unit for an apartment that you don't even stay at anymore because the Soho Beach House is so damn fierce.

So you get your sleepy ass out of bed because you can't hang out with your cats all day reading book 2 of the Hunger Games trilogy and you find out that your family unit dating an undesirable has rekindled what we thought was a dead romance.  Boohoo whatevs.

more importantly, the upgrade for the flight on Wednesday hasn't confirmed.  soooooo not cute.

After happily signing a restaurant tenant into one of your commercial spaces a few months ago, said tenant decides to have a mental meltdown after his wife leaves him so he stops paying rent.
So you have to lock him out.

Which means driving south.  And it's 115 degrees.

WHAT THE HELL???!!!!

Driving down, you manage to catch up on phone calls.  Arrive at location, no locksmith.  Go shopping.  Can't fill the void of the very bad day.

Start thinking that you have to test soon because you need new pics because your agent just told you that you look too healthy and you need to either gain weight or totally change your book.  Also a true story.

Switch back to business mode.

Meet locksmith, change locks, send email to tenant indicating that they have not communicated so they are exterminated.

Go to deposit checks at bank, ATM machine eats checks, have to file claim on the drive home.

Drive directly to Whole Foods and purchase the following:

lovely green pitted olives from the olive bar
raw blue cheese
raw chocolate tart
2 bottles of water

Go home.

Two cats have vomited on the freshly laundered sheets, housekeeper was here TWO days ago!!!!

Make a rather large and lovely martini.  Have potato chips for dinner.
check on upgrade.  still not there.

Realize that tenant you locked out sent you a text last Thursday but it's a new phone and you don't know how to use it so you just found the message.

Switch to wine. 

Play on the Internet, find some fun new blogs. 
Watch Interview with a Vampire and laugh at the absurdity of trying to capture the imagination of Anne Rice in a movie with Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt.  hahhahahahahaahahahaaaa!!! 

I am so happy this day is over!!!!

It can only get better from here

That's why they made chocolate tarts and hot pink Marc Jacobs purses.

xo