Red Lace and Rhodesian Ridgebacks... two of my favorite things.


So I've picked up a new client this month and I can now say that this is a good week!  At least I can work on my Premier Exec status with United- sooooo key if you have to fly once a week.  Seriously, it's not a luxury, it is a NECESSITY. 

This started out horribly- I'm trying to manage this beauty salon suite that exists in one of my father's buildings and it's pretty much a total fucking nightmare. Do you have any idea what it's like to have a 300 lb woman with a calf tattoo bigger than your head try to imitate you and make fun of you?  Or have her 5 foot tall boss text message you repeatedly that you have "no idea what it means to know what a stylish salon" is?  Yes, I am an equal opportunity person- big, tall, mean, stupid- please, go ahead and suck up some of my time.  Because, like, I have no freaking idea what it means to be stylish, or to be in a hair salon.  Oh, Tabatha, where ARE YOU?  I need a salon takeover!

But hey- that's what makes the world go around, right?  Pathetically enough, sometimes I want to SCREAM- do you have any idea the life I have lived???!!!  Do you really think that your derogatory comments have merit???!!!!

Well, clearly they do, because here I am, writing about life in the trenches of REALITY.  I've clearly spent way too much time with artists and musicians, surfers and stylists, friends and family.

I live a sheltered life.  On purpose.  I LIKE to spend my time with people that are on my same wavelength.. like... nice?

Anyhow, enough of that.

One of my first modeling jobs was for ASDA, a store in the UK.  I remember, because one of my English friends thought it was hilarious that I was working for basically the Wal-Mart of the UK.  I thought it was hilarious that I found a job that would pay me $2500 for the day.  So everyone went home happy!

Here's a little fashion payback from ASDA-  I've been hunting a lovely red lace dress for ages and can't believe I found it at ASDA, via the DM!!

All sorts of lovely lace dresses here....

Check it out.  Oh, and hey, ASDA?  I'll totally rock it out again for you if I get to wear this dress!

Coral sleeveless dress, £20, asda.com,

I would totally rock this dress in NYC while walking our beautiful puppy, KIKI KOCA

Well, hey... she makes me happy.  Therefore, she gets her own post.